After Cherie Blair began her Australasian tour in Auckland with the worst gaffe it is possible to make in New Zealand, namely calling the locals Australian, could you do any better at telling the two apart?

The quiz is here.

My result: 7 out of 10. “Congratulations. You were obviously one of the few backpackers who managed to drag themselves away from Bondi long enough to learn something about the Antipodes.”

Oh, the ignominy!