Joe has been downloading War of the Worlds, the undying ’70s musical. If that wasn’t bad enough it now comes with original studio cuts and dance track interpretations! (oh! the immartianity!) It doesn’t help that Joe is running through every variation at one go!

Which reminds me, I don’t think I put up a link to the Listener’s review of the ”War of the Worlds” radio play, the Orson Wells original as performed by cast from Start Wreck.

In a recent download of Top Gear that we watched Jeremy Clarkson described a sporty little car as deserving of the nickname ‘ASBO’. I think I have discovered to what he was referring. It’s an abbreviation for Anti-Social Behaviour Order, the latest weapon in the arsenal of petty PC enforcement against British people.