The rain has got into my cellphone. It is behaving like an ex-cellphone, pining for the fiords and all that. I think a replacement is inevitable. Now to figure how to release my sim-card from its cold damp grasp

Update: the vodaphone people got it to go. There’s still some moisture in it. She suggested I hold off replacing until after the weekend, and let it air out. This means I will be offline to cellphone users until then.