Word-Up has posted this link. I love the fact that the website is written straight-faced. It should be commended as an inter-faith initiative.

If Jesus does come back n my lifetime (Yeah, Right!) would somebody mind popping around to the Manse to check on Tao. I’ll try to grab her before I’m taken up. Knowing her she’ll probably be so surprised to see a stranger in the Heavens and get away from me. I promise to put in a good word for you.

[Up-date: Sadly it looks like the link to Eternal Earth-Bound Pets has died and gone to a better place.  I have removed the link.  Please make other arrangements for your pets in the next life.]

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